I think I am going to do some DIY shit for Christmas, cute stuff for my friends, and I really hope they don’t mind but it’s a great, cheap alternative and I have some good ideas. :)
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
Did reverse cowgirl for the first time and holy fucking damn it was good.
I literally have the most amazing boyfriend. He is my soulmate and I just know it. No doubt in my mind. He is perfect for me and just amazing and yes sometimes we drive each other batshit crazy but I wouldn’t change it for the world. He tries all that he can try to make me happy, and it works. He has saved my life countless times and I love that man so much and can’t wait to grow old and gray with him.
How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
you know tumblrs not an a+ community when you hesitate to post your own opinions on your own personal blog
There is a shipwreck between your ribs and it took eighteen years
for me to understand how to understand your kind of drowning.
There are people who cannot be held quietly. There are screams
that are never externalized. If I looked at the photo albums of your
past twenty years, all I would find are decibel meter graphs of
phone calls and the intensity of your silence as you sat
smoking cigarettes in the garage.
There is a shipwreck between your ribs. You are a box with
fragile written on it, and so many people have not handled you
And for the first time, I understand that I will never know
how to apologize for being
one of them.